best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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