You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
