If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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