ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Rumble strips road head = magical
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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