Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize