they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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