please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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