It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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