I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
