38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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