I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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