Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
