You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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