I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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