ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Ladies don't puke and tell
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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