if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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