do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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