I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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