god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Ladies don't puke and tell
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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