i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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