ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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