You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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