On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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