all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize
