I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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