Porn is love you can see.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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