I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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