You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize