Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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