Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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