glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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