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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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