did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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