Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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