Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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