Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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