I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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