I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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