So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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