i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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