I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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