As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude i'm inner monologue high
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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