we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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