im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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