how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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