Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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