She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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