after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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