You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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