Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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