I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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