I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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