Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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