People with herpes should wear stickers.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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